evidences

Also Paul Allen from Microsoft was pretty heavily invested into space shit when he died.

Master Robin! You lost your arms in battle! How terrible, but you great some nice boobs.

My personal version of this, since the Republicans always call themselves the party of Abe Lincoln I spent the entirety of Bidens presidency trying to get a get joke setup for why do the Republicans call themselves the party of A. Blinken referencing Bidens secretary of state. But this doesn't work audibly in any way.

Seconded, sent while standing on my lift truck.

Baseball stats are so unnecessary but God damn do I love them.

Don't worry I'm sure they'll pay a 40 dollar fine for illegally destroying a habitat or something.

Because we aren’t countering with militant leftist groups.

Are you not aware of the terrorist group known as Antifa? /s

I gotta remember to add this to my dating profiles.

One of my coworkers is ace and absolutely doesn't consider himself queer.

She sounds cool, Is your wife single?

Yeah it's such a niche market that you've gotta be super into rockets and have money to burn if you want to start one of these companies.

Do you think cops ever get mad if someone literally calls in a bomb threat, like "Jesus Christ this could have been an email."