flathead

joined 2 years ago
[–] flathead@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Every day is pizza day here!!! That's what makes us a "Great Place to Work" (GPTW^TM^)

Would you care for a chair massage?

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Concur. Also long time user here - but prefer to skip the data collection bit. Imagine showing up at the dentist some day and being chided for missing your back molars last Tuesday.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Rupert Murdoch is Australian and still owns a great deal - possibly most - of the popular media. The beaches are nice though.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The primary use case is for making sure kids and elderly loved ones are brushing their teeth and keeping the brush charged. Also supposedly senses if all teeth are being properly cleaned, although based on reviews that sounds like a stretch. But yeah, the aggregated data is probably marketable somehow - I didn't check their privacy policies.

Electric toothbrushes are a thing. It's understandable that the vendors would like a rationale to track usage. Not beyond the bounds of possibility that in ten years it may be impossible to buy an electric toothbrush that doesn't track usage and try to phone home to report it.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

It was nice while it lasted. Moved to MX.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

so you order on a touch screen that has been used by every nosepickin' customer before you and then chow down on food you eat with your hands? Sounds delicious.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Awesome! Here -- enjoy another mocha latte on us!

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Great idea! Here's a starbucks gift voucher for your initiative! Now if we can just figure out how to simulate pizza....

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Quick! Somebody order more pizza and ping pong tables...

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

We help the multinationals when they cry out "protect us!"

The locals scream and shout a bit - but we don;t let that affect us

We're here to lend a helping hand in case they don't elect us

How dare they buy our products yet still they don't respect us?

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

The guy who runs Reddit is an utter douchebag.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Dude should have picked up some tips from Badger: https://piped.video/watch?v=I6_yFJuA6gk (Breaking Bad clip - Badger arrest scene)

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