havocpants

spaffed american democracy up the wall

is that you, Boris?

government small enough to fit in your pants

We’re dealing with decades of ingrained muscle memory that says when you’re about to hit something/lose control/etc… you slam on the brakes. I know in some vehicles they say “in case of emergency, turn off one-pedal mode”. But seriously, in a split second emergency you’re going to remember to do that?

What are you talking about? The brake pedal is still there in EV's and it still does the same job. I've driven an EV for 3 years using OPD and not once have I ever forgotten that the brake exists.

Ah, the pigeon chess approach, not surprised really.

That is an insane figure, that's like 41.5 million Americans.

Didn't he do that thing where he wanks off a pair of ghosts as well?

It's amazing how one country committing genocide on another 6,000 miles away from the US is the fault of the Democrats.

The moment I hear anyone talk about genocide when referring to the US elections, I write them off as a useful idiot or Russian troll.

I'm not an American, but didn't Obama's administration make an enormous positive change to healthcare in the US via the ACA?

The game doesn't punish you if you knock the difficulty down to easy for that section to get through it.

If so, a perfectly plausible outcome is actually being sentenced to jail

Not in a civil case, as other commenters pointed out. The plausible outcome will be this guy ceasing his business operations and paying Nintendo.

At least they're going to prison. How the fuck is Trump still a free man.

This meme is 20 years old now, I bet there are kids repeating it who weren't alive when it was first made and don't even know where it comes from.