hydroptic

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[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (11 children)

Just like the Marines refused to be deployed to California

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

Not every day you see a monkey driving a pickup

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Go back to Facebook

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 58 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Aaaaand once again, repeat after me: conservatism is a death cult.

These people – and I'm using that word in its loosest descriptive meaning possible – literally want you to die.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 months ago

Repeat after me, friends: conservatism is a death cult

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 months ago

I think this is just a regular dystopia, not a boring dystopia

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

It's delightfully weird, but be warned that it can get kinda bloody at times. Not like splatter but more, uh… disturbing in some ways I guess – hard to get more specific without spoiling things.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Utopia, the original UK Channel 4 series not the godawful piece of shit US remake

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

The US was Europe's biggest ally.

If you don't understand what has changed, you're mentally deficient (or a conservative, which is the same thing)

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 months ago

Weeeellll I mean, they do make up shit all the time, but that's just great power politics for you. What's left for us little people is to decide which overlord is the least bad

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

EXPLOSIVE ALLEGATION

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 months ago

I mean, he did specifically come up with his idiotic "Hyperloop" concept to kill California's high speed rail project

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No hablo ingles (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
 

author: https://www.facebook.com/goattoself

description

4 panel comic.

Panel 1: there's a person and a black swirling mass with arms and legs. The swirly thing says "Hi! I'm your void!"

Panel 2: the void says "you can shrink me by feeding me booze! and the person is shown pouring booze in to the void. The void looks a bit bigger than it was in the previous panel.

Panel 3: the void says "and junk food!" and the person is shown throwing a burger, fries etc. into the void, which is again bigger than it was.

Panel 4: the person says "but now you're even bigger…", and the now massive void replies "no hablo ingles."

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
 

description

Image of two men sitting barefoot on some grass, and one of them has a puppy in his lap.

Text above the image reads:

"that your dog?"

"no, actually it's adopted… the wife and i were unable to conceive a dog naturally"

 

Description: white text on black background. "Remember -- the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your appearance, lack of talent, and general personality"

 
 
 
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