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Let's work together, even! Think of what we could accomplish.

It's one of those wonderful words which is both singular and plural at the same time:)

Jedi is already plural...

Lovely. Just in time for the CDC to be completely gutted by Dr. Brainworm and the forces of evil.

It's shampoo, Michael, how much could it cost?

"I'll try spinning. That's a good trick!"

The "pawsport" pun killed me.

I think you could definitely end with it, but it softens the blow. I feel like that kind of style is usually reserved for comedy/roasting, though, where people may overexaggerate or just fabricate some horrible descriptors for someone and then end with an unflattering, but true, descriptor.

You're definitely right that it doesn't fit here, because all of those things are true about Kegsbreath.

Edit: comma

I shuddered reading your comment. Scheduling is the worst.

Judges have always been a toss up in the US. Most of the time, their job has been taking bribes and protecting the interests of the orphan crushing rich.

"Everyone's saying it..."

Anyone still tied to the Republican party is beyond saving. I can't stomach the quotes in this article. They're all so stupid or straight up evil.