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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 35 points 2 months ago

It is easier to state your case while at crotch level.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Fork them kids

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Harry Potter Book 6: Dumbledore dies in this one

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

would be "sold like wine"

They literally used to put cocaine in wine and called it Coca Wine. Coca-Cola removed the wine during the temperance movement and replaced it with caffeine. They removed the cocaine after the drink got popular with African-Americans and didn't want to be associated with "coked out "

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a gag from Monsters U or Monsters at Work. Wazowski tries to wink at someone, but just ends up blinking and he can't do it no matter how hard he tries.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

This is funny and relatable.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I bet you aren't picky. Just the next flight out of the state is fine.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's wild to think that he would

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Buy a plane ticket (but buying a ticket offline the day of is suspicious)

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Reading online fanfiction is free. Sure, the quality varies, but I can quit any time I want. I just don't want to.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 119 points 2 months ago (13 children)

Searching the filesystem. There's no reason Windows Search needs to access the internet. Fucking Bing.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 35 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Just don't confuse it with fluoride.

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