Fork them kids
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Harry Potter Book 6: Dumbledore dies in this one
would be "sold like wine"
They literally used to put cocaine in wine and called it Coca Wine. Coca-Cola removed the wine during the temperance movement and replaced it with caffeine. They removed the cocaine after the drink got popular with African-Americans and didn't want to be associated with "coked out "
Sounds like a gag from Monsters U or Monsters at Work. Wazowski tries to wink at someone, but just ends up blinking and he can't do it no matter how hard he tries.
This is funny and relatable.
I bet you aren't picky. Just the next flight out of the state is fine.
It's wild to think that he would
Buy a plane ticket (but buying a ticket offline the day of is suspicious)
Reading online fanfiction is free. Sure, the quality varies, but I can quit any time I want. I just don't want to.
Searching the filesystem. There's no reason Windows Search needs to access the internet. Fucking Bing.
Just don't confuse it with fluoride.
It is easier to state your case while at crotch level.