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Christian porn is just solid black on the screen

So christian porn is BBC?

"If it's a legitimate interest, the browser has ways to try to shut that whole thing down"

4D chess (was 5D but 1/5th of the dimensions got downsized)

And then accidentally copy/pasting the failed attempt code snippets of the OP describing the situation.

'Isreal Easterday'

Isreal or istypo?

So you want to spend a weekend with the pain monster then?

The vast majority of useful idiots will say she should make more money despite everyone who works harder than her for less.

I'm sure you have some awesome stats to back up that claim.

Wouldn't that also mean women with (many) children die younger?

Well yeah sure, but these quote unquote useful idiots aren't so much complaining about the absolute dollar number, but about the discrepancy in salary with her male counterparts. I for one would be more than OK with male athletes taking pay cuts to drop to her salary level.

The monkey meat industry really dodged a bullet there. /jk

Would've been an even more amusing play on words if he got the electric chair (but then again, maybe pun-based justice isn't something we should strive for)

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