kloiberin_time

joined 11 months ago
[–] kloiberin_time@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

To quote Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar, "STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!"

[–] kloiberin_time@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Can't get sacked of your animal Chakras are in alignment with Jupiter.

[–] kloiberin_time@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Burrow is going from just wearing a wrist brace on a flight to bring voiced by Brendan Frasier in a single tweet.

[–] kloiberin_time@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

NFL exec: Aldon, great job last year. We wanna offer you...

Aldon Smith: I'm going to blow up a daycare.

NFL exec: the best of luck with your next team.