Obviously the pain box from Dune
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Let’s see if he’s the Kwisatz Haderach
A contraption? Has he become more machine than man, twisted and evil?
I mean it could have just been a precaution and there is no official injury
I can understand precautionary braces when playing a contact sport. I think every lineman wears one. But a precautionary brace for getting off a bus?
He's fine. It's fine.
Queen about to knock out 2 QB's for the season.
(kidding here, Joe is ok in my book)
Suspend Brady for 4 games
The contraption is the Nintendo Power Glove.
Honestly, if you look at the pic, the "contraption" looks exactly like this: https://www.amazon.com/ONISSI-Gaming-Gloves-Sweaty-Hands/dp/B099TT3VYS
He's said multiple times that he plays Smash Bros on the plane.
Joseph Burrow, Ventriloquist
First marquee TNF matchup in the Amazon Era? Would be par for the course if burrow doesn’t play lmao
The first one was a banger
chiefs vs chargers last year
I feel like they deleted it because they didn't post anything on the injury report which is really for ~~gambling addicts~~ fantasy football wink wink.
Also NFL players are probably sore all over so I wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of guys had various braces/support stuff they used during the week.
Contraption makes it sound like Burrow invented some sort of weapon out of a comic book.
Burrow is going from just wearing a wrist brace on a flight to bring voiced by Brendan Frasier in a single tweet.
Only missing the Time Stone.
I was pretty sure I was watching some video of a guy pranking in the facility and I dunno how recent it was but basically the guy jump scared Burrow and the jokes in the room (and comments)were all "it's way too early for that shit." I just can't remember if it was here or YT because this sub is really anti-fun and would probably take down that video if it got posted here.
Anyways I think a lot of people had.missed the significance that early morning starts usually = med room and didn't really question it then, but I think this makes it a lot more obvious that Burrow is probably nursing something longer term...
Just a thought I suppose. Not sure how convinced I am of it either but the signs are adding up.
If thats not a fashion statement why have I been doing it for a decade now? #notmittensmittens?
Uh oh Contraption Gate
But he did have a bloody finger last week
Suspended 36 hours!
What's next, a doohickey?
It's state-of-the-art technology to make his throws even more accurate. Someone call FOX News because we're blowing the doors to GloveGate wide open.
If the glove don't fit
Breaking News: Turns out it was cold and he was just wearing a glove. More at 10.
Hand enlarger?
Bengals really trying to pull an Arthur smith
Don't let him get near Shinzo Abe
I too, have gotten stuck in a Chinese finger trap before
I'd say it could be a tablet glove but the way the Bengals swiftly deleted it as soon as people started looking closely tells me it's more likely a brace.
It looks like just some basic hand brace that may be there to prevent cramping or something, idk
It's a hand model's hyperbaric chamber ala David duchnovny
It’s a drawing glove for his iPad.
Dont fall for it Ravens. It's a sick trick!!!