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[–] killshelter@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Obviously the pain box from Dune

[–] cheesebees3@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Let’s see if he’s the Kwisatz Haderach

[–] TheIllusiveGuy@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

A contraption? Has he become more machine than man, twisted and evil?

[–] Comprehensive_Main@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean it could have just been a precaution and there is no official injury

[–] eatmyopinions@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I can understand precautionary braces when playing a contact sport. I think every lineman wears one. But a precautionary brace for getting off a bus?

[–] sfinney2@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

He's fine. It's fine.

[–] 4stGump@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Queen about to knock out 2 QB's for the season.

(kidding here, Joe is ok in my book)

[–] karatemanchan37@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Suspend Brady for 4 games

[–] ToadIsMySidePiece@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The contraption is the Nintendo Power Glove.

[–] krsb09@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Honestly, if you look at the pic, the "contraption" looks exactly like this: https://www.amazon.com/ONISSI-Gaming-Gloves-Sweaty-Hands/dp/B099TT3VYS

He's said multiple times that he plays Smash Bros on the plane.

[–] alldawgsgoat2heaven@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Joseph Burrow, Ventriloquist

[–] george_costanza1234@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

First marquee TNF matchup in the Amazon Era? Would be par for the course if burrow doesn’t play lmao

[–] thelazt1@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

The first one was a banger

chiefs vs chargers last year

[–] doctor_ben@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] jsrave@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I feel like they deleted it because they didn't post anything on the injury report which is really for ~~gambling addicts~~ fantasy football wink wink.

Also NFL players are probably sore all over so I wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of guys had various braces/support stuff they used during the week.

[–] TheWorstYear@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Contraption makes it sound like Burrow invented some sort of weapon out of a comic book.

[–] kloiberin_time@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Burrow is going from just wearing a wrist brace on a flight to bring voiced by Brendan Frasier in a single tweet.

[–] PillaisTracingPaper@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Only missing the Time Stone.

[–] Boukish@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I was pretty sure I was watching some video of a guy pranking in the facility and I dunno how recent it was but basically the guy jump scared Burrow and the jokes in the room (and comments)were all "it's way too early for that shit." I just can't remember if it was here or YT because this sub is really anti-fun and would probably take down that video if it got posted here.

Anyways I think a lot of people had.missed the significance that early morning starts usually = med room and didn't really question it then, but I think this makes it a lot more obvious that Burrow is probably nursing something longer term...

Just a thought I suppose. Not sure how convinced I am of it either but the signs are adding up.

[–] Isle_of_Dusty_Rhodes@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

If thats not a fashion statement why have I been doing it for a decade now? #notmittensmittens?

[–] Glwhite1991@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Uh oh Contraption Gate

[–] Alternative_Lie93@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

But he did have a bloody finger last week

[–] No_Song_Orpheus@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Suspended 36 hours!

[–] Sportacles@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

What's next, a doohickey?

[–] marcuschookt@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's state-of-the-art technology to make his throws even more accurate. Someone call FOX News because we're blowing the doors to GloveGate wide open.

[–] Contren@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

If the glove don't fit

[–] martinmix@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Breaking News: Turns out it was cold and he was just wearing a glove. More at 10.

[–] A_Lion-Eating_Tuna@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Hand enlarger?

[–] TheYeetPotato@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Bengals really trying to pull an Arthur smith

[–] actually-potato@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Don't let him get near Shinzo Abe

[–] jimlemin@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I too, have gotten stuck in a Chinese finger trap before

[–] yalemartin@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I'd say it could be a tablet glove but the way the Bengals swiftly deleted it as soon as people started looking closely tells me it's more likely a brace.

[–] Crunc_Mcfincle@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

It looks like just some basic hand brace that may be there to prevent cramping or something, idk

[–] bdreamer642@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

It's a hand model's hyperbaric chamber ala David duchnovny

[–] smith288@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

It’s a drawing glove for his iPad.

[–] WellillBDam@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Dont fall for it Ravens. It's a sick trick!!!