krooklochurm

joined 1 week ago
[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago

When it updatedssystem files it'll do this when you shut down your computer.

If you never shut it down it never will lol

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 17 points 8 hours ago

Ratatouille awareness is far, far too low.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 hours ago

Step sister fantasies are quite common according to some documentaries I've seen online.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 29 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

I'm cool with someone deciding to do this.

I mean, I'll decide not to go on the date, but that you do you.

Your lack of ability to judge my character leading up to the date, and the general sense of paranoia leading to a decision like this, aren't qualities I'm looking for in a partner.

Neither is starting things from a place of outright suspicion. Like. I'm not judging. I just have zero interest.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I masturbate until I forget about the decision I have to make and then put off cleaning my apartment until I finally just run out, randomly pull the lever, and never think of the consequences again.

Of course by that point everyone has already starved to death which is the worst possible outcome.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 22 points 20 hours ago

Dicks out for Jane goodall

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Reddit used to be like this. The enshittification happened so gradually.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

They've been blocking Vons for years.

The absolute degradation of the site is appalling. And most of the comments read like they're written by children, because I'm assuming most of them are.

The absolute stupidity of everything on the site is flabberghasting.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

You can download everything posted on Reddit prior to the great api ban in a torrent. So yeah it's still out there.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Have someone squeeze the pumpkin so the wet stuff comes out and it looks like the pumpkin is pooping in your mouth.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Yeah idiots say a lot of things alright

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