lolola

For more irony: they're grooming kids to make them more accepting of exploitation.

Hey at least I know it gets the job done

I appreciate this thread's nuanced discussion of how file deletion works from a technical standpoint depending on storage medium. But as a user, when I delete something, it should go away forever. I don't care how.

Gboard swiping is okay, but I agree, there are still some annoyances. Random mid-sentence capitalization is a big one for me.

And no matter how hard I try, no matter what the settings are, no matter how slowly and deliberately I motion, it will absolutely never output the word "fuck" when swiping. It will say "fucking", it will even say "fuckin", but it will never say "fuck".

Gucci. Duck. Tick. Duck. Rick. Dick. Gigi. FICO. Guck.

This was barely funny back in 2009, now it's just embarrassing. WTF even is "guck".

Wow, that is a coincidence. But nah I've never heard that song before lol

"How can this invention help us sell more sugar water?"

Asset Limited, Income Constrained, Employed

Creativity is hot. That makes more sense, thanks.

I still don't understand.

What's the y axis?

Monkey's paw, you wanted to water your garden and now you're trapped in a perpetual downpour.

He could convince the gods that they must imagine him happy. Then they'd figure that he's just as miserable pushing the rock as he would be not pushing the rock, so they let him free. Or maybe they give him an even more miserable punishment.