mikesizachrist

you do you, but if im just chilling talking after i eat, it feels like nothing to me - just something to do with my hands that doesnt feel like work at all and is massively helpful to someone

Also, what kid (or anyone) calls his car a "vehicle" or a cop car a "squad car". It's all in cop-speak: circle back, vehicle, squad car

Right on. Glad to hear it

Who would join her? She's a island

Its engraved on the keys, one letter per key, and then scrambled them up in a puzzle. Our crack FBI agents have decoded it!

Jesus christ that show is low effort and dogshit. Im a Shane Gillis fan. Seems like they're afraid to put any of their funny ideas into the show, and prefer to keep them for standup/etc.

You were surprised by Tom "fuck you poors" Segura? Dude hasn't even been funny in years

They found his keyboard had engraved on the keys "anti-america" "anti-jesus" "anti-white men" - literally anything that could be spelled was engraved on this monster's keyboard

So, you've got a black friend, you say?

Probably shouldn't be speaking for them then...

Yeah, i know - im joking. Separately - wtf do you mean "they"?

We do need some way to qualify them. They're not just regular Americans, like us, due to the excess of pigment. Perhaps, Black-American? Negro-American?