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Even if we do get a Brutus we’re still fucked, got it

I think that’s the answer. He’d eat the hamburger half.

I won’t be satisfied with anything less than a full disadulation

No matter how many times he types hamberder2, it will show to us as **********

The tornado tourism industry is gonna be huge!

This stupid fuck of a senator needs to go back to where he came from (sorry Illinois, you can’t just dump your garbage in other states like that)

And why would the Democratic Party need new voters if there won’t be any more elections?

All that meticulous research and they get blindsided by “dude’s a couch fucker” 🤣

“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”

He would know, he’s a genius himself!

Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid

I’ll ride on the wing