good news: it wouldn't be
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Nethack, nothing comes close
Except others' copyrighted property is one powerful poison.
I have zero gripes with my mother tongue borrowing English words for new concepts. It might be the best thing it can do, second only to dying.
But every one in ten words it borrows the wrong form. "*What's that board? That's a surfing. How do I call the one riding it? Why, a surfinger, of course. *" "My sister sent me another reels-- pluralize what, reelss? Of course it's reelss, you weirdo." Makes me wanna scrape my eyes and ears out.
I don't see no question.
Both have one one decent option, and it's Sunshine for both.
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yes, officer, this person over here
$ howdidigethere
By repeatedly refusing to use 21th century package managers, of course.
Legalize everything. Death penalty over everything. I don't care, just make it consistent.
I gamed on a 1080p 6.5" Sony Xperia Z Ultra clipped onto a full-scale Sixaxis, and that thing weighted less than a Steam Deck. In 2013. We've got 3040x1440 OLEDs in our pockets since 2019.
Anybody who suggests gaming on a single-megapixel dumbbell in 2025 is either a troll or lives in a cave since the 2010's.