myster0n

joined 2 years ago
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you're bitten by another umpire?

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 26 points 4 days ago (4 children)

"Look, democrats, I'm on your side again! Please buy my cars"

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

Good thing it wasn't a 4x100m relay.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 15 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

We're all gonna die unless I grow as a person

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

^w^^h^^a^^t^ ^a^^b^^o^^u^^t^ ^m^^e^^?^

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, but what creature would openly admit to being related to us?

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

prawn and charcoal

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I get the feeling you think the tank is 98 years old.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Arturia, you're such a brute!

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

I wish you well

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 7 points 2 months ago

If I'd known it was hammer time I would've stopped.

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