myster0n

I thought that every pack of needles came with a needle threader, which looks like a diamond shaped metal wire and a little part that you hold. That already is a big help.

They're not part of a drum kit? Tho thrange!

I like curries

There's no such thing as a fish

Is it to prevent trump from becoming a teacher there?

But they're going to try to shove it in from the right

If trump was presented with a map to the end of the world, he'd say "I know a shortcut". And he'd be right.

Sony looked at me, saw that I hadn't created a streaming service, and thought "maybe we should follow his lead".

You're welcome!

We ... Taped over it. Someone in the FBI was on America's got talent, so ... yeah. He wasn't very good though. Nerves.

The first rule of Fuck Club is: you do not talk about Fuck Club. The second rule of Fuck Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fuck Club.

Ah, vampires