myster0n

That's because he wants to climb to Mars on his pile of money, and right now it's not quite high enough

It's a foghorn

At this point in my life it mostly resembles the 10 hour cinematic masterpiece Paint Drying

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These days, how many people react when a car alarm goes off? Other than "Can somebody stop that alarm?"

You're not talking about the American pickup trucks right now, are you? Because then we'd have to include meteor showers to "the elements"

"It's a small place to live after all"

911 is a different kind of suicide hotline

Look up agar agar : it's a gelatin substitute made from algae

It was not the ebike, it was a secondhand battery. It might've been an original, but bad battery, it might've been tinkered with by the previous owner, it might've been a Chinese knock-off. I doubt he knows at this point, and it's probably difficult or even impossible to determine from the wreckage.

I think you meant "hamberders"