myusernameis

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[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

"Were you there?" shudders with rage

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Exactly, this is only an issue for me if my cat manages to build a wifi jammer. Though that is a possibility.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

I mean I recognize it, but as something I frequently say to my therapist. (They finally divorced when I was 24).

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 months ago

Lemmy-Bot: "First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days."

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 months ago

Three whole tabs!!

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

Obviously, it's gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

If they get in cahoots with the Orcas attacking ships, we're screwed.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago

Likewise, at first I assumed construction or big truck, but as it lasted my list of "what ifs" was a bit frightening. Took a minute before earthquake even crossed my mind.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Ha, apparently I still don't know what it stands for. Thanks for the correction.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

Honestly, I probably only know the acronym because of the right wing hatred against it. I vote we say "Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion" instead of "DEI" to make them spell out why they are against these things.

Edit, its equity not equality... Fixed that.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 months ago

As someone who taught that age range, this is an insult to most 12 year old boys.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago

Anyone remember when a certain oat milk brand paid to promote a megathread about their new ad campaign, with comments open, and just got savaged by Reddit? The funny thing is that generally people seem to like the product, but hated the smug marketing so much it turned real bad, real fast.

I wonder how they're doing:

The stock has fallen 42% in the last 12 months, while the S&P 500 SPX has gained 23%.

Ha.

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