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Still waiting for ISO timestamp support in OmegaStar.

They're too close! explodes

OP looks more like fabric. I don't have access to the kind of printer that could make what's shown.

It also looks like it loops around the back? I don't know if sun-visors are standard enough to make a generic fit, or if this is a custom job.

Where can I buy this?

UTC has leap seconds. We can do better. PTP/TAI for lyfe.

A perfectly logical clock would use a radio broadcast to count off seconds since a predefined epoch. Put a few of them way up high, so more people can see it, and make them so astonishingly precise that you could tell where you are just by listening.

That can't be right. Everyone knows 24 is the biggest number there is.

Just tell them you're allergic to Retinax V, like James T. Kirk.

This strategy was pioneered by Key and Peele.

In theory you could fit two if you did a saucer separation. (One gets the saucer, the other gets the stardrive.) In practice, they would still duel to the death over which one gets the battle bridge, which is obviously more honorable.

There can be only one.

Except they're still getting paid. They're apparently "essential", but food stamps and air traffic control aren't.

Janeway was keeping track of her torpedoes about as well as most tabletop players keep track of their arrows and food reserves.