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I didn't know SCP had a survival game out...

When you're so backed up, you can feel it ossifying in your lower intestine and the toxic grave mist quietly weeps through your petticoat...

Wait. How do we know they're ve—

Oh. Right.

Inb4 it's confirmed to've been funneled into neo-nazi orgs... 😅

Yeah, I'm not even sure if successive, rapidfire GOP head-esplodey on live-TV a la The Boys would do the trick. Ya know, if superpowers were a thing.🤷🏼‍♂️

This country's so far gone, the wisest plan'd seem to be decisive, silent distancing —but the fallout's inherently global, so 🫠☠️🫣

Ferreal, though. They already rank among crows & wolves (as far as we can tell, ahem), and if their world is rapidly turning into acid, I can only imagine what they must assume that our, much smaller home biome must be doing...

Now, if they knew that it was us behind it all?! 🥲 It'd likely be a much different story — and I wouldn't blame them a bit. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Hey, waitaminute... If the oligarchs are building bigger and more numerous yachts while the landmasses crisp to fund their puny, plastic existences... Can we use LLMs to share that info with these seawolves? (How do you even say "luigi" in orca?)

You mean this Night Bird?

Also, I'd be 'er huckleberry e'ry day o' the week, yess'm. Those painted-on wranglers & churchy gingham'd break any wild buck in half a minute flat —and keep right on walkin'. 🤯

Is it Trump?! 😱🤩🫡 C'mon c'mon c'mon!

Fuck, I hope it's—

~goddammit.~

[citation needed]

That's not just irresponsible, that's disgustingly flippant.

Your suggestion was self-inflicted blinding? 😶

Sporks get the job done better.