otter

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

People who ~~stick the~~ Apple ~~logo on their car~~: Why?

FTFY.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

Personally, I'm fond of "magic talking skeleton piloting a bipedal meat ship through the void", but this one's more eloquent. πŸ€ŒπŸΌπŸ€“

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

To be clear, the "modern era" is generally used to refer to events from the 19th century until today. Ergo, your two sentences are irrelevant to each other. πŸ™‡πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Get my cane, we're gonna give 'em what for!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

As always, Rockwell slays it. 🀘🏼

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 weeks ago

ΒΏPor que no los dos?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

... They already could. It's just more public now.

Oh, and no one's getting paid. Mark my words.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ok... and?

(I mean, don't get me wrong; the username certainly tracks: Vitriolic yarp lacking any real substance behind its incendiary call-to-action? Yep, that checks out, "god stuff". Oh, and which god, exactly? 99.99% of 'em, down through history, I'm guessing?🀌🏼)

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 weeks ago

You think they're at all worried about "abuse"? Are you new?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Who is this @funsies and can they hurry TFU?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Don't worry, statistically many of them will eat their own guns... several years after committing untold atrocities and ruining innumerable lives while on the job.

Eventually, one's own conscience does seem to win out. Just look at the suicide rates for ex-mil in the US alone. No small part of that total is from catastrophic regret/trauma. πŸ₯²πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't forget, in this instance, since the dumbass "hunters" are fully trying to scam the system via handwaving past the ID confirmation step, in turn that step will be what said gov't uses to tie up the bounties in court until the whole process is far enough along that it can close out the denial of those payouts.

Word to the wise: trying to "game the system" is an available option that's hardcoded into the system we all live under. To think for one second that you're smarter than the elite teams that train tirelessly on any number of exploits... Oof. πŸ€ͺπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

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