otter

joined 2 years ago
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

No Prof. Plum yet? Damn. Harsh.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

NGL, ever since the movie, mine's been Yvette in the Kitchen with the Pipe/Rope. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, I assumed it was simply to be a contrarian assmunch, but that'll do, too. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Only one among thousands+, yes.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I do not disagree. ✊🏼

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

At least you didn't disobey the Prime Directive, though.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Have you seen her? 😢

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

Just wait until you realize what everyone else was doing while you were low-key shaming yourself. 🫑

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Get the plunger, then. This turd plug's gone sideways.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

At some point, that Venn becomes a single circle.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Widowed five times would be a completely different color of red, NGL.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

According to her. 🀌🏼

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