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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

No! That's how we got here in the first place! 😱😭🫣

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

FYI: Simple Green is a cleaner and melts bugs in real-time (ngl, kinda morbid, watching them contort in obvious agony) β€” with the added bonus of it being prohibitive to the same returning to the area anytime soon. (Pro-tip, I've found it to still be super effective at dilutions of 1:5-10, and a 5gal jug goes for ~$30.)

Oh, and PSA: many common ant species found in homes are "opportunistic" nesters that will split off from the main community when it suffers sufficient losses... Thereby multiplying the fronts on which your battle is fought as well as streamlining their troop production & resistance. 😢 Just sayin'. Do your research FIRST.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Hunh. We're still calling this "democracy"? 😢

Today. (Of all days.)

After the recent several hundred, et al? Truly?

Alright, then. πŸ₯²

So, um. Apropos of nothing... ^ahem.^ Any plans to stop lying to each other anytime in the near future? Asking for a friend. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

NGL, if I'm rockin' these IRL, it's a snappy two-step and a quick toast away from the end of the world β€” but, still. Not off the list.🀘🏼

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

You're assuming the chosen tattooer doesn't have class to match?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well, that doesn't sound like consent, friend.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Like, arschgeweih? A billboard above his hobb-kini. 🀣

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Truth. I'm shit at tennis when I have to go β€” just like everyone else. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Old Guard 2: Big Toe Boogaloo

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Antitheist is the way, fellow sentients.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Kinda what I was hinting at, yeah

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago

Inb4 somebody marries one. 🀒

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