otter

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Back in the day, I've: "shown off" to the GF (at the time) by bench pressing her; helped a good friend avoid an STD by tossing her over my shoulder and walking out of a house party while she cackled for me to spank her (past the party crowd that included her older sister and new brother-in-law); held a partner up against the wall during Discovery Channel funtimes, etc.

I can say with utmost certainty: that look on her face means she's about to be picking pieces of his face out of her nails. 🫣

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Zoom out; Youtube is not consumerism, and religion predates currency by a long shot. Fear is its original seed.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All of this, and more, is quite simply defined in easy to follow steps on a site or two.

Are you asking genuinely or just listing off questions? Do you have 30mins to sit down and focus on setting up ALL of the above? Personally, I think you owe it to yourself and your family to at least try. 🖖🏽

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Because that's part of the consumer model. See: religion.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I pay for YouTube premium because I like the idea

Yup. Pretty much. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The shareholders did.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

The Russians seem to be doing fine with it.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also, monoculture, but yeah. Points at Cavendish bananas.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can't hold a potato if both hands are full of grudges, though. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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