NGL, as a forever-GM, I take personal pride in "allowing" all sorts of shenanigans at char gen & beyond with a gentle disclaimer toward balance (see: prev. post re: red=fireproof scarf) like a sort of karmic layaway. Nothing stopping the bright-eyed folk hero fresh outta the noob fields from inheriting a Holy Avenger... when said blade is secretly a storied artifact named in the obscure scripture of a rising cult power, et al. ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
otter
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Step 1 has prereqs beyond the capacity of this noob mage, and Step 2'd more likely result in them tipping into the bottomless well within. ๐
TBF, this is clearly an intern-level slinger gettin' sweaty and blithely careening toward oblivion at record speed. I give 'em two sessions tops before they're rolling up a new character. ๐คฃ
Hey, now. I feel attacked. ๐คฃ๐ค๐ผ
Look up (from bed)
Get up (from bed)
Show up (for external expectations)
Throw up (from the pressure of this vapid mantra chanting on loop in my head)
Yeah, that tracks. ๐ค
FWIW, geese see God in the mirror. Ducks, on the other hand...
Only a couple steps away from anti-theism ๐คฉ๐ค๐ผ
ยกSi, se puede!
They could've been so much more, but "government" & religion fucked them. A tale as old as time.
Aw, you tryin' so hard. Breathe, citizen. You're no different. ๐คฃ๐๐ผ
FWIW, firefighters've been heroes down through history โ and are the inspiration/origin of the ninja clan (legend?) in ancient Japan for the signature precision of their ladder teams, public service, and indefatigable integrity, etc.
Thank you all, genuinely, for your service. ๐๐ผโโ๏ธโ๐ผ
We would've seen this coming had his zygote been able to brag about being the last one standing - aka the only "viable" candidate.