I'll do it for half of your offer. $250 Billion is plenty for me to pull off a robot army.
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joined 2 years ago
Got it.
Pi is 6
You begin to have second thoughts as you see the circle of naked people begin to crawl towards you. You begin to back towards the door but soon feel the room being to spin.
"Told you they were gOoOoOdDdD!" The man in the suit says as you fall to the floor. You look to see the circle of naked people all around you and notice how sharply pointed all of their teeth are just before everything goes dark...
YOU DIED.
Tear it halfway down, pause construction due to government shutdown, declare Mar-a-Lago "Presidential Estate", collect rental fees from the government...
They've declared no SNAP for November, now
We have MMA now, though...
Do you know how many billions of dollars could be made if legal disputes were settled through trial by combat?
If Trump would have challenged Biden to a cage match the settle the election,everyone in the world would have watched the pay per view!
Wait... I don't think I could handle watching Trump roll around shirtless in a diaper trying to fight...
You feel a slight tingle as you scoop up a small handful of cracker jacks, and everyone in the room leans slightly towards you. You raise your hand towards your mouth and are slightly overcome with nostalgia as the smell of caramel begins to take over your senses.
You open your mouth to take a bite and you hear a cheer erupt from the stadium. Something good must have happened in the game you think to yourself... wait, was there a game?
Concentrate on the game, turn to page 66.
Eat the cracker jacks, turn to page 101.
Awkward Sucker
Oof...
Witch Hunt's Ending
Ultimate Warrior was... Yeah, I don't know how to finish that.
Cocaine is a helluva drug; the 'roids probably didn't help much either.
...again.