ouRKaoS

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

It's those wafer thin after dinner mints you really have to worry about.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

I have a bunch of coupons for hotdogs that I got years ago, because the were like $1 for 20 hotdogs.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The last time I was in a Chick-fil-A there was a flamboyantly homosexual guy wearing a neckerchief who took my order.

I had many questions, but I kept them to myself.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In my experience, if the police know who you are, where you live, etc, they also have a pretty good idea if you have a gun or not.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago

Put cameras in the women's locker room & that place would be burned to the ground 5 minutes later...

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

Commiting Seppuku with scissors would suck.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 24 points 3 months ago

Why were the cops there at all?

Cops, in the US at least, are the "catch all" emergency service. There's more of them and they are in smaller, faster vehicles than the fire department or EMS.

Police get dispatched to a lot of things first to "assess the situation" because they can arrive faster, and it shows that something is being done because someone has shown up, even though it may take twice as long before an ambulance gets there.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago

The original Gros Michel cultivar... was also supposedly tastier and better.

The banana flavoring used in candies and baked goods came from the Gros Michel, so if you like banana flavored things, but don't like actual bananas, this is why.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago

A story like this was told in one of the intros.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

You got this months already? Mine must be late.

Gasp! Does that mean I'm pregnant?

...wait...

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago

No, people don't care anymore, that's what makes it a fun concept for a fantasy game. You get to pretend like it's relevant for entertainment.

Like how people play Monopoly so they can live out the fantasy of buying property and owning a house.

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