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Would anyone like to donate to me to open a Jedi Academy? We need money for Lightsaber Research.

"I wAsN't tAuGhT tHeM iN sChOoL"

-- Maga asshats

I think they'd be more afraid of the gay bombs

Congress needs to do some research on Twitter to see how well name changes work.

I'll allow pantsless in a fjord

But they had to demonize CRT because it brought up too many uncomfortable questions that were obvious once someone mentioned them.

When the wool is full of holes it's hard to pull it over someone's eyes

Ethernet Over Audio

Isn't that just a telephone modem?

I'd settle for viable candidates

This picture pisses me off Everytime I see it because they didn't line up the Pizza Hut logo to give the pyramid a hat.

This timeline went off the rails somewhere between The Berestein Bears and Sinbad's genie movie.

Licensed Security Guard = Someone who couldn't meet the (absurdly low) minimum standards to be a cop.

I definitely don't trust those guys!

User: Goes through 15 step process to turn off unwanted "feature".

Windows: I turned this on, in case it got turned off accidentally. I'll do this every reboot.