ouRKaoS

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 6 months ago

I got SMAAAAAAASH....ed by a mouse.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Everything except that monstrosity of a controller.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 6 months ago

Yep. All the middle schools in my city here have an officer assigned to them as a full-time position. The high schools get patrol officers to work there part time.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 6 months ago

I dont use tiktok, but I might actually download a FossTok just to normalize FOSS for the masses.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 6 months ago

I think you need the Sedation Service for that.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 74 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I heard someone say that his lawyers sedated him so he'd keep his mouth shut.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 22 points 7 months ago

If this were true, people would actually go to the library more often!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 7 months ago

I always thought it was Fix Or Replace Daily?

Fix & Repair are kinda the same thing...?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 7 months ago

On one hand I understand that society needs to be better than those it punishes.

On the other hand I'm wondering if we hit the hunger games or the running man first...

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Nah, you just put them up against each other, Thunderdome style, then execute the winner.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I say just do to them what they did to the animals.

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