ouRKaoS

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dear headline writers:

Unless "Slammed" is followed by "into the announcer's table," use a different word.

Thank you.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

I was going to say Mars, just to get there before fElon, but Alpha Centauri sounds nice!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

Chances are you can find a planet by accident, it's just going to take a very long time

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

You want a tiny mammoth, I want an aquarium sized whale... Where's the line? How long until there's a game show of duck sized horses or horse sized duck?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 points 4 months ago

The world would become pretty gay, since there wouldn't be another option.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 35 points 4 months ago

Go Team Cobra Chicken!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did you hike off it barefoot too, or did you pack shoes?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 4 months ago

Everything that happens right before is panic inducing, so the actual death part is peaceful by comparison.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 4 months ago

There was some bootleg Tetris game I played the hell out of, because it ran on my shitty hand-me-down 286 with dual 5 1/4" floppy drives & no hard disk.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 4 months ago

Yup! There was also "Yo! Noid" on NES

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It also felt satisfying to cost Tesla like $10 in electricity and wear and tear.

Should we all sign up to test drive Teslas with zero intentions to buy, just to cost them time & money?

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