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[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

As long as the bottle was passed around, every man was feelin' gay

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 1 points 3 months ago

I hate when the captcha starts at 1/10, so much so that I'll usually just walk away if I can.

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 1 points 4 months ago

It was osso buco, from a restaurant I've ordered it from many times, I had assumed the hives were stress related, I was really retching, but to the other commenter's point, no poops.

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 24 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I had food poisoning on a plane once, but the meal was before I boarded. I was puking so much and so often they moved people forward and me to the back. It was bumpier. By the time we landed I could barely walk and I was covered in hives. Six of the longest hours of my life.

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 9 points 4 months ago

That's it, bring me the Kandahar cock wrench.

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Gotta keep those puffins in check

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with defenestratiosis? You may be entitled to financial compensation, call the Kremlin now.

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 6 points 5 months ago

In my opinion, it ends in nova and the transition from prog to nova with the y is just 🤌

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 2 points 6 months ago

Ugh, thanks I hate it lol. You'll have to pry FF from my cold dead cyber paws.

[–] paws@cyberpaws.lol 1 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Mullvad, but I'm running into the same problem more and more.

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