pomp

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[–] pomp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I knew some muppet like you would try to twist my words this way :)

[–] pomp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Not quite that simple.

I'm one of the few drivers who always drives as if expecting the unexpected. I try to never even put myself in a situation where someone could jump out in front of my car and die (by slowing down when passing pedestrians for example).

But that being said, there is only so much I can do. Maybe some day one of you retards will get yourselves killed and use my vehicle to do it. I don't want to be held accountable for your follies.

[–] pomp@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Continues to age like wine

[–] pomp@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

No better man for the job.

[–] pomp@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What's the difference between a piece of cheese, and the USA?

Eventually, a piece of cheese will develop its own culture.

[–] pomp@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago
[–] pomp@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Random pain in your 20s: "huh, weird, oh well"

Random pain in your 40s: "so this is how it ends"

[–] pomp@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that face ruler was put there to sell oxy, actually xD

[–] pomp@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Haha thanks for the laugh. Sorry to hear you're cut.

[–] pomp@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I thought that's what social media is for (idk I don't use it, unless this counts)

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