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HIGHLY recommended.

Edit: you might also be having a stroke, but that's just a coincidence. Coincidences can be frightening things.

Humbleflamingo is humble.

I like this community.

I'm imagining them logging your call then saying 7 years from the last record. If they follow up internally a couple weeks later, when you call back 7 years later they can repeat the process.

I'm feeling cynical today.

Sounds like the Sirius cybernetics corporation:

The fundamental design flaws are obscured by the superficial design flaws.

and then:

I ScRoLlEd ThIs FaR fOr SpOnGeBoB cAsE

Sounds like this

Fax it back to them.

Also whether non-smart versions will remain an option.

That will never...

...oh no.