riskable

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

How could pleasing older women ever bring dishonor‽

Mohammed himself did as much with Khadija!

Be the change the world needs by replacing oil with pleasure as Saudi Arabia's strongest export!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

Who says you get reincarnated right away? It could be a 1000 years between your death and rebirth!

That's how I set it up in my silly comedy Isekai, Maizy's Tails (it's free to read on the web if you care... Just search it, it'll be the first link): After death souls need to be "aged" at least 1000 years before they can be put in a new body. The gods think it's a multiversal rule but the MC figures out a workaround 😁

It actually opens with the gods bidding on souls from Earth... A world that ended about a million years prior to the auction (because that's how long it took to sort and categorize them all) 🤣

[–] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

I’m curious what was in your pods?

Loads of containers.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Think the acronyms are bad now? Wait until your plane is in the cloud!

"Plane pod bay doors open unexpectedly! Engaging emergency AWS FaaS! AWS unavailable! Engaging GCP FaaS! GCP unavailable! Local CDN AZ cannot be found! No MSP available! Engaging SRE! Blaming DNS!"

Pilot: "We haven't even taken off yet! Also, I told you to open the doors, you dumb AI!"

"Good catch! Would you like me to continue blaming DNS?"

[–] riskable@programming.dev 68 points 1 month ago (5 children)

They'll claim that because someone is LGBTQ+, their birth certificate is fraudulent and that counts as enough evidence for denaturalization.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 14 points 1 month ago

Mrs Brisbee is pleased.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Says chain male bear.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 25 points 1 month ago

Due to cost cutting, norovirus decided to only do the bare minimum.

Quiet quitter!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I doubt that. New services that host the open models are cropping up all the time. They're like VPS hosting providers (in fact, existing VPS hosts will soon break out into that space too).

It's not like Big AI has some huge advantage over the open source models. In fact, for images they're a little bit behind!

The FOSS coding models are getting pretty fantastic and they get better all the time. It seems like once a month a new, free model comes out that eclipses the previous generation once a month.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The mistakes it makes depends on the model and the language. GPT5 models can make horrific mistakes though where it randomly removes huge swaths of code for no reason. Every time it happens I'm like, "what the actual fuck?" Undoing the last change and trying usually fixes it though 🤷

They all make horrific security mistakes quite often. Though, that's probably because they're trained on human code that is *also" chock full of security mistakes (former security consultant, so I'm super biased on that front haha).

[–] riskable@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Schrodinger's AI: It is both useless shit that can only generate "slop" while at the same time being so effective, it is the reason behind 50,000 layoffs/going to take everyone's jobs.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You want to see someone using say, VS Code to write something using say, Claude Code?

There's probably a thousand videos of that.

More interesting: I watched someone who was super cheap trying to use multiple AIs to code a project because he kept running out of free credits. Every now and again he'd switch accounts and use up those free credits.

That was an amazing dance, let me tell ya! Glorious!

I asked him which one he'd pay for if he had unlimited money and he said Claude Code. He has the $20/month plan but only uses it in special situations because he'll run out of credits too fast. $20 really doesn't get you much with Anthropic 🤷

That inspired me to try out all the code assist AIs and their respective plugins/CLI tools. He's right: Claude Code was the best by a HUGE margin.

Gemini 3.0 is supposed to be nearly as good but I haven't tried it yet so I dunno.

Now that I've said all that: I am severely disappointed in this article because it doesn't say which AI models were used. In fact, the study authors don't even know what AI models were used. So it's 430 pull requests of random origin, made at some point in 2025.

For all we know, half of those could've been made with the Copilot gpt5-mini that everyone gets for free when they install the Copilot extension in VS Code.

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