riskable

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've done a 3-hour session playing Beat Saber multiplayer with a friend. It was the most intense workout I've ever experienced.

The only break was in the middle to refill my enormous water bottle and to clean up the huge pool of sweat on the floor that was getting gross (I was wearing socks, LOL).

My arms hurt for like three days straight after that. I still played every night though 😁👍

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just place a fan on the floor in front of you. Bam! No nausea. Because now your body instinctively knows your position and orientation in the space you're in.

It's such a simple thing but it really works!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[waves hand] It's fine. Just have to 3D print the new body and a regulation that requires everyone take a body of the opposite sex. That way trans people can get the right body and the rich can gain some empathy for trans people real fast.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 17 points 1 month ago

With magnets!

Who needs sexual attraction when you've got magnetic attraction?

I hear that conservatives are repulsed by the idea.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Must be some serious bathroom if "balls to the wall" is a real concern. Probably some full throttle pissing going on!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

No. You misunderstand: Jesus is an undocumented immigrant but because he works for a big corporation, he gets left alone until he complains. Then they get rid of him... Along with his entire family.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"At Republican Airlines we let Jesus take the yoke 👍"

[–] riskable@programming.dev 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Interesting: I guess we're about to officially find out just who he considers "a person".

[–] riskable@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

The only advice I can give is to switch from using grep to using ripgrep (rg). It's so much faster.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

Someone summoned the arch mage!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

If they're using wastewater, that's some shitty cooling.

I mean... It's nice to know the executives give a crap I guess?

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