riskable

joined 3 years ago

Judging by your own behavior what is your nature? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] riskable@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago

I'm the protagonist of a show that got cancelled once I could dress myself.

Judging by your own behavior what is your nature? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] riskable@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

Don't be so hard on yourself! I'm sure you're just one catastrophic heart failure away from greatness 👍

RAM Shortage Expected to Continue Into Next Year or Later in c/technology@lemmy.world

The European Commission will encourage remote working and public transport subsidies to cut fossil fuel use, as countries grapple with the energy price shock from the war in the Middle East. in c/climate@slrpnk.net

[–] riskable@programming.dev 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Remote work is great all around. Who knew‽

Oh wait, fucking everyone.

TIL that in Taiwan in 1989, there was a movement called "Snails Without Shells" where nearly 50,000 people slept on the road of Taipei’s East District to protest the escalating housing crisis in c/til@lemmy.world

[–] riskable@programming.dev 36 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How did they solve the housing crisis? The rest of the world would like to know!

I really am in c/mentalhealth@lemmy.world

[–] riskable@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago

I am so proud of you for being able to read this difficult font and color combination.

Computer technology existed in the time of Moses. in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Peter drove a Ford!

"And Peter followed from a-Ford." (Matthew 26:58)

Pontiac had some sales too:

"And the Lord gave them Solstice." (Joshua 21:44)

The Bible even had the Fast and the Furious!

"The driving is like the driving of Jehu the son of Nimshi; for he driveth furiously." (2 Kings 9:20)

Jehu probably drove a Plymouth Fury (with a lead foot).

AI warfare triggers Putin, as Kremlin moves to dismantle the last pieces of Russian internet: More and more restrictions are being imposed on the internet in Russia in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] riskable@programming.dev 12 points 4 months ago

"AI warfare" or, "AI is stealing all the jobs of our army of international scammers, that we allow to operate freely as long as they don't target Russians!"

Deaths of migrants in ICE custody hit record high under Trump in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

...and the Trump administration will do a victory lap, after hearing this news.

Not to get into a debate. If God is so omnipotent and above humans why does he or she have emotions? Like smiting or being upset or wrath? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] riskable@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

Boredom is an emotion. As is hunger.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] riskable@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago

So that's why I occasionally dozed off in there, despite taking ADHD medication and having plenty of sleep!

Also, it explains the microphone I found in my alarm clock years later.

Note: I really did find a microphone in my alarm clock years later! It had its own battery and was not spliced into the incoming power, which was, well... Amateurish!

Somewhere, out there, is hundreds of hours of audio recordings of me snoring. Or perhaps, the only remaining evidence of my superpower.

I cleaned two beehives in c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world

[–] riskable@programming.dev 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The bees weren't dull if you taught them to beehave.