riskable

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The reason why you hear this so often is because academia is designed to teach students based on a logical, reasonable curriculum. The curriculum will be mostly well-thought-out and cover all the important topics.

Then you take someone who followed this perfectly reasonable path and you place them in front of the total shitshow that is most businesses. Everything they think they know won't be applicable because most of the time, logic and reason were not what drove adoption of any given tool or practice.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 39 points 4 months ago (3 children)

...and when he shows up in court, drunk.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Just write them out in hair on the wall 👍

[–] riskable@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago

I'm the protagonist of a show that got cancelled once I could dress myself.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

Don't be so hard on yourself! I'm sure you're just one catastrophic heart failure away from greatness 👍

[–] riskable@programming.dev 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Remote work is great all around. Who knew‽

Oh wait, fucking everyone.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 36 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How did they solve the housing crisis? The rest of the world would like to know!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago

I am so proud of you for being able to read this difficult font and color combination.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Peter drove a Ford!

"And Peter followed from a-Ford." (Matthew 26:58)

Pontiac had some sales too:

"And the Lord gave them Solstice." (Joshua 21:44)

The Bible even had the Fast and the Furious!

"The driving is like the driving of Jehu the son of Nimshi; for he driveth furiously." (2 Kings 9:20)

Jehu probably drove a Plymouth Fury (with a lead foot).

[–] riskable@programming.dev 12 points 4 months ago

"AI warfare" or, "AI is stealing all the jobs of our army of international scammers, that we allow to operate freely as long as they don't target Russians!"

[–] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

...and the Trump administration will do a victory lap, after hearing this news.

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