rustyfish

Just cast Narsets Reversal on it and watch how his arsehole implodes on his own arseholeness.

I actually had a sliver of hope for Mass Effect, you know? It’s all gone now.

As long as someone buys the rights to…half a billion video game franchises EA is sitting on, yes. It is good.

I ignored their last last year.

I will ignore their new last year, too.

They just showed me their threats are empty. Microsoft is weak. Their will fragile, their determination an act put up by lesser men.

I am resolute. Get fucked.

Last thing I remember from her is how she got shit for dating a football player. The pathetic half of the internet was in a parasocial relationship with her. Can’t blame her for not being willing to deal with this crap.

“Everything I say or do is a joke unless I get away with it.”

“Sharebox”

Yeah, nah. Fuck off. I won’t stand idly by while some stupid ass fast food restaurant tries to guilt trip me into sharing protein that’s rightfully mine.

Alright, I can see a couple of things I did completely different. While I DID dodge into the attacks (something I internalized from Souls Borne), I used it non-stop all the time. I also focused on my enemies instead of myself for better aim. I also didn't play with a controller, I played with mouse and keyboard which made my focus on the enemy/crosshair more or less mandatory.

All in all I played waaaaaaaaaay too aggressive. It never crossed my mind that I should play safe.

I appreciate any help I can get!

Have to say FTL must be the weirdest game I have ever played. I bought it right when it came out back in 2012 and I loved it. But for the life of me I couldn’t finish it. That fucking super cruiser boss pummelled me every single time. I had no chance. And I tried so many times.

At some point I just gave up and forgot about it. Until last year when YouTube auto play threw a beginners guide for FTL into my playlist and I found out one can pause the game by pressing space. You can freeze the game, think, give your commands and unfreeze it. I did not know that because nobody gives a shit about tutorials.

So I immediately downloaded FTL, started a run and beat it “first try”. Then I started again with that Drone Ship, and I won. Then I started another run, this time with that stone thingy ship and I won again! I couldn’t beat it once back then, then I beat it three times in a row knowing the function of the space bar.

What I’m trying to say is: Don’t be like me, play the stupid tutorial.

PS: I wonder if I also did something wrong with Enter the Gungeon…

Nazischwein classic. They can’t come up with anything beautiful themselves so they adapt stuff and drag it into the dirt.