sharkfucker420

joined 1 year ago

Flipping them on their backs is the safest way but it's very frightening for them and typically non consensual. I find that taking them on a date or two first usually reduces the chances of a lost limb without resorting to sexual assault

Not everyone who wears a bikini and has a nice ass is a whore bro 😭

Welcome to the cool kids club 😎

Ain't that just tattooine?

I love growing poisonous plants but I don't have animals or children

Did he fucking sleep at work? Japanese culture requires usually an hour before and after work that isn't considered overtime and isn't paid although this practice is becoming more rare or lessening to 30 minutes. It may have been even worse than quoted here if they did not take that into account as his "overtime"

I fucking love birds fuck yeah

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