sharkweek

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[–] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 14 hours ago

"These days I feel butts are for hitting, grabbing, and displaying handkerchiefs."

Still plenty of repertoire there, then!

As for hemorrhoids, between them and other issues from overuse, I ended up having surgery ... can't do internal butt stuff now, but at least I'll get to old age with normal function. I miss it sometimes, but I guess that's part of surviving far longer than anyone expected!

[–] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 0 points 22 hours ago

I've seen someone transport a full-size fridge in a 125cc scooter. Of course you can do it with any car, you just use roof bars.

[–] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Studio Ghibli films are generally better with the English dubs - they put serious effort in, and it shows.

In Spirited Away the English dub is far better than the original IMO.

Outside of Ghibli, I avoid English dubs.

[–] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

At least it makes for a good drunken gross-out story, when I can add all the gory little details.

Last time I told it was to a guy who was clearly out of his depth after being served dog meat and black eggs. He went so pale ... maybe in the long term it was worth it, lol

[–] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

You really lucked out there!

It's funny, I tried to explain to my wife on our first date and she totally didn't understand the concept of BDSM ... to her it was something baddies did on TV.

Yet we settled into lifestyle D/s everywhere apart from the bedroom, lol

[–] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ah ok, I assumed your objection would be for giving rather than receiving ... typically "I don't do butt stuff" crops up in conversation before you tie someone up, and that I would respect

[–] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not really, it didn't exactly improve my relationship with her

[–] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Amiga, the superior computing platform of the 20th century

o7

[–] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I think it's genetic sometimes - I didn't have a single grey hair until I was 35, which is when a bunch of health stuff kicked off.

Still don't have much grey at 48, and my grandfather was only about 50/50 when he died at 85.

I have not had a stress-free life.

[–] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Indeed. I seem to be a magnet for baby gays

[–] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I worked at an abbatoire for a while. Dodged the worst stuff no problem ... except for one time with green puss from an abscess in a cow. It must have been under a lot of pressure.

I cut the abscess out and showed it to a woman I didn't like in quality control. She threw up. It was my fault, so I had to clean that up, and I didn't get to go home early to clean myself.

It was not a great job.

[–] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Aww, that sounds so sweet! I'm glad you found at least one partner that you're well matched with :-)

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