Reviews for all of them. If the name is below the number that's an automatic L
Atlanta: why lowercase and name?
Boston: fuck Boston
Brooklyn: goofy
Charlotte: highlighter
Chicago: number too small
Cleveland: Persian rug
Dallas: boring
Denver: I think that's the altitude and that's dumb
Detroit: 2K custom jersey
Golden State: invest in a ruler
Houston: whatever
Indy: would be okay without piss stain
Clips: what are the balls in the bottom right doing there?
Lakers: someone had too much fun with a protractor
Memphis: I can't read bar codes
Miami: not even gonna bother
Milwaukee: why?
Minnesota: Modell's clearance rack
NOLA: make up your mind with the paint bucket tool
Knicks: think I need to update my glasses
OKC: you aren't the We Believe Warriors
Orlando: invest in a color printer
Philly: can only be read in a sultry whisper
Phoenix: learn English
Portland: I don't think anyone even calls you "Rip City"
Sac: the fact that these are the best here is upsetting
San Antonio: name written with poop
Toronto: drink more water
Utah: ruined with tramp stamp
Washington: the collar was also turquoise until Poole found Gil's gun
Based. I wouldn’t regret it either