shyguyblue

joined 1 year ago
[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Or schools expeling you for truancy...

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The Mosquito was a device for keeping teenagers away from the entrance of stores. It emits a tone so high, only yoots can hear it, us old fucks can't hear it, lol.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

To Sto'Vo'Kor!

RIP Kurn, son of Mogh

Edit: i just realized I wanted a Klingon to "rest in peace". Fight the good fight in the afterlife, warrior.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago

Yup. No point in being a decent person anymore. I've never been arrested, never touched a kid (backhands don't count, little bitch was asking for it), and i pay deferral income and land owner taxes

But I'm to be put to death because I'm gay. Fights over, decency lost.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Suicide rate about to chime in.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Hack n slash games: disable weapon "trails".

I don't need a motion blur the size of a city bus everytime i swing my weapon...

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

DS9 reviewed by a pedant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJmU1JeK4cs

Edit: I'm on a Taskmaster season 10 binge, but i still like watching this guy's videos, whenever he reviews an episode I like, i usually end up watching it.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

AI Models Falter ~~Answering Election Questions in Spanish~~.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I took care of one of my mother's dogs, an overeater bordering on obese (the dog, my mother weighs 120 freedom units).

I went through about four different dog food brands before settling on RRs, apparently it's good enough to eat when hungry, but not good enough to gorge.

So in short, I like her dog food because it's adequate.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 91 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Short answer: I bite back now.

Long answer: My parents are hard-R Republicans. Every time they start getting all "demoncrats r bad" i just ask them, "Why do you want me dead so fucking bad? I know from being raised by you that you fucking hated me growing up, but to vote for "gays should be executed"? This is exactly why you didn't have grandkids, the thought of putting more of your hate in the world is abhorrent to me..."

I've only had to pull that one out twice, so far, but it hits them hard when they still (I'm a few months away from 40) insist I "give them grandkids".

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Was the iMac a casualty of the "capacitor plague" that happened a few years ago? I revived an old monitor pretty easily from a blown cap

 

All balled up:

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