smitteh

joined 11 months ago
[–] smitteh@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

idk why can't a cotton ball stop a freight train?

[–] smitteh@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Jordan is so mean. I love Mugsy. He is the only professional player in my life that was kind enough to give me his autograph. I wish it was me out there instead of Jordan. I would have told Mugsy shoot that shit! I believe in you! You're the one guy who can make it happen, you overcame all adversity and you're the star of an entire city. Shoot it! Nothing but net Mugsy!

[–] smitteh@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

pretty sure I am the #1 world leader in jerkin it. Done it millions of times, and that's not including all the practice shots that started around age 12ish. I don't think there will ever be a human who cums along and breaks my record. I am the undisputed gravy goat

[–] smitteh@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I have a theory that with the advent of cameras and other technology, referees are aware that their days are becoming numbered and are on their way out the door, so they are pissed and taking out their aggression in the only way they can

[–] smitteh@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago
[–] smitteh@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

pass LeDutchie on the LeFt hand sideline

[–] smitteh@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

colors too dope announcers too hype

[–] smitteh@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

or a scrotum sans testicles