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Polpot literally ordered the deaths of people with glasses because they looked intellectual.

Between Biles and Ledeckey, we are witnessing possibly the 2 greatest female Olympians of all time.

Hey. Don't blame Vance for some couch buggery. They are called Love Seats for a reason.

Gun reform advocates figure out how representative government works

"Deliberately ambiguous"

I don't think that means what they think that means.

Does the house come with a fantastic view of the elementary school?

They're still trying to find a computer capable of measuring the mass of your mom

Jamaica Fried Chicken sounds good

Me sweating in Texas right now: oh, 30 degrees sounds lovely.

I would assume their god would have saved them on their holy pilgrimage.

In Donald's day they didn't have 24. All they had was 12 and they liked it.

Oh man. What if Hannibal crossed the Alps in these?