spooky2092

joined 5 months ago

This is the kind of gang violence I can get behind

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago

Because you gotta soften the unbelievable allegation that yet another republican turns out to be a pedo or sex pest of some sort.

Republican Sexual Predators, Abusers, and Enablers - currently up to 56 pages

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Dunk them in the water like a teabag

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Are you planning on removing the molten batteries from the truck? Something tells me burying* the whole truck is the easier and safer course of action.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago

Because suffering and fear is the point

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

You have to pay a some point.

Someone has to pay for it, not necessarily you. You can get all kinds of blood, sometimes even consensually!

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

Same, and I also thought Kamala would win because our voters couldn't possibly be dumb enough to elect the dipshit fascist again after how badly it went the first time and how he was talking about all the awful shit he'd do.

I was wrong to put any faith in my fellow citizens, clearly.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Apparently Floridians didn't have the right to not be hit by a car for exercising their first amendment rights

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Same, though the nice thing about being in a (largish) polycule is that someone gets tested every few months

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's only because they don't have the religious law in place yet.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Lol, you don't have to be celibate to be willfully childless. I have plenty of friends that got the snip/knot before having a kid because they don't want one. And they are some of the sluttiest motherfuckers I know (and they'd take that as the compliment it was).

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I barely trust people driving on 2d roads, no way in fuck I'd be ok with flying cars operated by the window lickers already on the road

 
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