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Exclusive: “There’s my challenge to Elon,” attorney S. Scott West told The Independent. “Make these vehicles so safe that I don’t have to do this anymore.”

A Tesla Cybertruck owner in Texas was unable to escape after rolling it into a ditch last year, experiencing an unthinkable demise as the batteries powering the $100,000 stainless steel SUV burst into flames with such intensity the helpless driver's skeletal system literally disintegrated, his family says.

Michael Sheehan, 47, "burned to death at 5,000°F – a fire so hot his bones experienced thermal fracture," according to a gut-wrenching lawsuit his widow and parents have now filed against the electric auto manufacturer headed up by billionaire Elon Musk.

"He was eight inches shorter in length than he was before he burned," attorney S. Scott West told The Independent. "That's thermal fracture."

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[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Technician A: "Here's where the infant went through the windshield. Three points."

Technician B: "The teenager's braces around the backseat ashtray would make a good "anti-smoking" ad.

Technician A: "The father must've been huge. See how the fat burnt into the driver's seat with his polyester shirt? Very "modern art."

[–] ramenbelly@lemmy.zip 4 points 15 hours ago

Mmm cha mmm mm cha Mmm cha mmm mm cha

Single serving sugar

Single serving

[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 13 points 18 hours ago

That's 2,760 C. holy shit. poor guy. I'm so glad these hunks of rubbish are banned here in the UK

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 21 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Oh cool. The deathtrap also has "cremation mode" enabled. Saves everyone the trouble I suppose.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder when Tesla will start charging extra for cremation mode

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 3 points 17 hours ago

Depends if you want the "Watery Coffin mode" enabled too which does transfer upon sale of the vehicle. It's part of the "Horrible Deaths" package that's attached with additional almost-llegal blue tape to the frunk. It's their way of saying thank you for buying their vehicle.

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago

Another reason to ditch teslas

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 107 points 1 day ago (9 children)
[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 4 points 18 hours ago

Are you factoring in the fact that there have been substantially more Tesla's sold than a Ford Pinto? Like, what's the per 100,000 units car sold metric?

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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 109 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sheehan was driving home when the Cybertruck “left the road” and struck a large concrete culvert, after which the vehicle’s “hyper volatile” battery system went into “thermal runaway” – a chain reaction of short-circuits ultimately resulting in uncontrollable temperature escalation – and caught fire.

Once power was lost, it was impossible for Sheehan to open the Cybertruck’s electrically operated doors in the normal way, the complaint goes on, highlighting a major issue that has similarly doomed others riding in Teslas. The external door handles also failed to work, and the emergency manual door release handles within the Cybertruck are “unreasonably difficult to locate in an emergency,” the complaint states.

These design problems are so glaringly obvious that the fact Tesla hasn't bothered to fix them gives big "fuck you" vibes. A company's culture comes from the top.

[–] ctrl_alt_esc@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago

This should obviouslybe illegal, but you gotta be pretty fucking stupid to buy one in the first place.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

Sure is good that DOGE got rid of everyone who was investigating Tesla.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

they haven't bothered to fix them because elon doesn't give a fuck about dead people.

In Kanye voice “Elon Musk doesn’t care about dead people”

[–] sniggleboots@europe.pub 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

okay but that's pretty fucking metal

[–] lmuel@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd say the cybertruck is quite the opposite: ugly fucking metal

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 3 points 20 hours ago

pretty ugly metal?

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 87 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How appropriate that a Swastitruck cremates its drivers.

[–] Rebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sitting here wondering if the still, legally, need to go through a funeral home, or if the medical examiner just hands them a box and says "you guys are good".

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

We anything be recoverable? I can't imagine there was much of anything left.

[–] Rebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

There will be some extremely brittle but recognizable bone fragments. Crematories put the ashes through a pulverizer that turns them into a fine white powder. I can't imagine there's a lot though. And it would be a nightmare to... Scoop up?

It is beautiful.

[–] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 104 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Elon: If the bones disintegrated, how do you know anyone was even in there? 😏

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Yeah, but in his defense I don't think there's anything in the safety regulations about post mortem remains being identifiable. LOL.

[–] lupusblackfur@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago

Load up batteries into a Swastikar with a massive number of recalls that was manufactured by a company run by an ultimate idiot who lives by "move fast and break things" ...

What did you think you bought? Something good? 🤡 🫏 🖕 💩

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

a 100k charcuterie machine, a mobile crematorium, or a venison slicer. a swiss army knife of cars.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You signed your death warrant when you bought an Incel Camino

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

The Camino was cool as shit. The swastidumpster looks like a stoned 3 year old drew it with what was left after snacking on a crayon

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[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

It's all computers!

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The perfect fake death.

Take out huge loan. Take out massive life insurance policy. Flip Tesla. Ignite.

Idk, head to somewhere with no extradition by cargo boat or some shit.

Edit: okay there's a flaw. You gotta drive a cyber truck.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Just pretend you're German and go to Venezuela.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So, a mobile crematorium. How apt.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Fitting for a Nazi car really

[–] Ilixtze@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

5 out of 10: Shit car; great Viking funeral.

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Tesla ad: SAVE BIG ON BURIAL/CREMATION SERVICES

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