spykee

joined 2 years ago
[–] spykee@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

"You cannot have a cake and eat it too?"
Bruv, if I have a cake in my hands, I am going to eat it.
It's like me giving a back massage to my girlfriend. Things are going to get groped.
Yes, I have a girlfriend. I will not be taking any questions.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

Coloured Drawing of T Rex who's crying and saying that it cannot even wipe it's tears.
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Source : Drawception. Creator - Shifshapeter

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

Correct headline -
Brian Carr, Trump kiss-ass, replaced the american flag with his sugar-daddy's tribute on his chest.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I love your boobs too, bro!

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Muscular guy bouncing pecs
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I said what I said.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Size doesn't matter.
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All boobs are beautiful.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I support this narrative.
Not because it is logical, BUT BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING RIGHT!
GET IT, CHARLOTTE?
I DON'T HAVE EYES ON MY CAR'S TAIL-LIGHT TO SEE YOU WERE COMING TOWARDS ME.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Not the first time I have been conned with Boobs.
Hurts the same.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Kroger can come eat what I flush every morning.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] spykee@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Porncrastination.
Yes, it IS word. I've been doing this activity for years. Do not doubt my experience in the field.

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