spykee

joined 2 years ago
[–] spykee@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Are you me?
You ARE me!
FUCK YEAH!
Weirdos like me do live past 50.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course it does!
When I get a complaint email I can yell at Myles to go fuck himself with a toilet brush, all whole sitting in my favourite chair and Myles will still wish me a good evening at the end of the work day.
What's not to like?

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not all heroes wear capes.
Some have wings & stingers.
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No clue who the dude was, I just hate on billionaires in general.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is a whole new level of orgasm for people who are into feet.
Yes, I am one of them.
Please do not kink shame us.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Pornhub sound!
.
MUHAHAHAHA

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

Can I talk to her?

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I would also take large amounts of combination drugs if I had to visit the orange chicken.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm on a holiday camping road trip.
Just sat on a public unisex toilet.
Some super hot milf used it before me.
The whole toilet still smells of her wonderful perfume/deo/lotion.
Toilet seat still warm.
That's BodyContact-101, bitches!
My first time with a hot milf while on a holiday.
So long virgins!

Edit: PostNut Euphoria.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

Damn!
Carjacking affecting more people every passing day.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Anon does call himself intellectually challenged. Maybe anon also has sexdaily.

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