teft

joined 2 years ago
[–] teft@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Strong lady who can pick me up with one hand and doesn’t need me to emotionally support her all the time? What’s not to love?

[–] teft@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

kph? Did you mean km/h?

[–] teft@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

We’ll stop wearing them after a year

Who the hell buys clothes like that? It can’t be sustainable for your wallet let alone the planet.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A tree farm, recreation areas for your wildlife, water, and wood? That's a druid and/or ranger sanctuary.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

No I used, sir or mister or LT. Like I was supposed to.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Uh, what? When i was in we called each other by our first names if we were friends or last names if we were acquaintances. Hardly anyone used ranks unless you were being yelled at or had to report. I was in a combat arms unit so maybe its different for other types of units but i doubt it.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Like an unknown genus

[–] teft@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Francutus of borg emerging from a maturation chamber:

[–] teft@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Palps strip mined Ilum so it's probably better that we don't send younglings there any more.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

ty five years with akoocheemoyas? I wonder if I can get myself assimilated.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The Doctor is a projection of the electromagnetic and force fields. Microwaves are projections of electromagnetic fields.

Why couldn't B'Elanna rig up some projector to localize a microwave beam and follow your coffee cup? You could call it the ECH (Everyday Coffee Heater) since it was based off the Doctor.

 
 

This happened twice in the 80s in Africa killing around 1700 people.

 

Mon Mothma was forever changed by her time in the resistance as evidenced by this 100% accurate holophoto I was able to acquire from the ISB.

 
 

I was watching a documentary about the Wadi Derna dam and thought it was funny that the allamaraine aliens are also called Wadi.

 
 

Something in the article in this post (https://lemmy.world/post/29839640) is crashing the in app browser. I’ve cleared the cache and updated the app to make sure it wasn’t that. The article renders fine in the reader but if you let it render natively something loads after a few seconds and the app crashes back to initial launch.

I’m on the latest iOS on iPad and the latest Voyager.

 
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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by teft@lemmy.world to c/tenforward@lemmy.world
 
 

Inspired by a post in /c/memes by The Picard Maneuver

 
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