theangriestbird

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[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 4 points 2 days ago

i hear his is only powerful at the tip

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 5 points 2 days ago

you always like to be in control

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 4 points 2 days ago

i'm putting you on speed dial

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"you think this is cute? wait til you see my sword."

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

there's a reason the announcer does that very pronounced pause between "Duck" and "Hunt"

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 8 points 2 days ago

that's pretty much it. if you don't like the first, you probably won't like the second. if you DO like the first, you might prefer the second one. personally i bounced off of both of them around 10-15 hours in, for similar reasons, but I did find the 2nd game a little more exciting.

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Everyone thinks u a freak but really u like it old-school

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

For me, the turnoff with movies specifically is the hard time commitment. It's rare that I have 2-3 hours free uninterrupted, and even if I do, I'm more drawn to the activity that I could put down after an hour if I really wanted to. Also, I'm usually picking up a game or TV show that I've already started, so I'm jumping into a story that I'm already invested in, rather than starting a whole new one.

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Writing in a lot of TV/movies are just too, well, stupid

Personally i find the quality bar for writing in games (especially AAA games) is much lower. A well-known game with writing that matches a mid-tier movie usually gets heralded as GOTY. I agree with your point about emergent stories, though.

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 7 points 2 days ago

The social aspect of going to watch a movie in a dark room on a screen while everyone around me loudly "whispers" to each other and checks their phones. Not to mention the screen that is lower quality than my television at home.

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 5 points 3 days ago

It's a double-edged sword. But f2p has become so dominant that certain types of games almost NEED to be f2p to be relevant. See Concord for a recent example.

 

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