tilefan

somebody else's kidney

is reusable, because it never works

every single possible source of blue light is covered. sleep meds, cannabis, Futurama audio.

egg white is 90% water. it doesn't take much to drastically alter water

diaphragms are for pussies

parachute doesn't go between you and the ground, you go between the parachute and the ground. unless you cheaped out on the parachute

condoms

genuine question, what should we do about it?

yeah, I don't entirely understand resource hoarding after death, or accepting peer pressure from dead people. make me into cat food and coffee table decorations, or fertilizer, I don't care

what I'd rather not is have my flesh pumped full of chemicals that make my resources unusable to the local biome for a few decades.

ephedrine

I might always have the potential to become an addict again, that doesn't mean that I'm always an addict.