usualsuspect191

I like how this implies that the person either said "pole-ish" outloud and it's an anti-joke, or they can actually see the text when someone speaks and that's how they communicate.

I'm wondering if things like FAS (which can have certain facial characteristics) are muddling the results as well.

Exactly. Llama tears work as a substitute for alpaca in a pinch (just need to add a bit more salt).

So it's like all the misleading headlines on inflation

Phone with a Bluetooth controller (PS3 with an aftermarket phone cradle in my case). Hard to beat the handheld you already own

They make a mean omelette though

If you're jumping from a space station then you'd be traveling at orbital velocity when hitting the atmosphere which is plenty fast enough to generate heat.

Uh, that has to be Photoshopped

So the eye is literally pressed up against the mirror and somehow otherwise invisible?

These mirrors make things look smaller (appear further), hence the warning. So there's a giant eyeball or whatever that appears to be pretty close, and the joke is that it's even closer than that?