Yep, my girlfriend and I thought the same.
"Oh, I know how to solve our problem! We make our daughter cry!"
"But how?"
"Let's brutally murder her toy elephant!"
A+ parenting right there
vrojak
joined 2 years ago
You can see them when you're driving.
"I can't work from home, so nobody should!!!"
Look, when people who don't not need to be present at an office can stay at home, it frees up the streets/trains etc for all the people who do. WFH benefits everyone, except owners of office buildings I guess, but fuck them lol
"I thought you had died of old age."
"Died? No. Became stronger? Yes."
Yes please. I'll sign this later
That is such an absolute statement, I don't think it's correct. I cannot think of a way how there could be too much peace, love, empathy etc in the world.
A measured, sane take, on MY internet?!??
Tbh I'd kinda like to see some of them turned into hotels. It's not that I like oil drilling, but these rigs are still incredibly huge and complicated structures, and given more or less full access to a decommissioned oil rig and a decent camera I could possibly spend a couple days just exploring there.
Moms for """Liberty"""
Citizens defending """""Freedom"""""
The guy in the picture definitely wouldn't be among the first to be killed by the original Nazi Party. Absolute master race material right there.
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I hope she says yes, but demands twice her previous salary