xkbx

joined 1 year ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill…

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 84 points 9 months ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It sucks, but there’s a twist

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 9 months ago

A Dukat shaped sniper rifle

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 48 points 9 months ago (3 children)

So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 9 months ago

I, too, crave sauce without borders

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago

That would be so cool if shit wasnt so fucking expensive

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 10 months ago

Bruh hold on he promised me I could feel his thing

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 10 months ago

Difficult to trombone when you’ve got a tromboner

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Please make it mammary related

Asking for a friend

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago

No, this is where we get the lesser-known “Bison Bob” - semi-famous from wild west stories such as “The Good, The Bad, and the Okay-looking,” and “Fistful of Sand Dollars”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it’s just the angle. Patricia’s pretty tall, man

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