xwolpertinger

joined 1 year ago
[–] xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

All that money and nobody told him that the hat makes him look even more bald

[–] xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

We should have listened to the warning delivered by the elder Millennials

Those Göbekli Tepi vultures play a mean game of basketball, they are our only hope for SpaceAirJamBud 3

[–] xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I was gonna say "At least somebody paid taxes" ...

but I was thinking of Kent Hovind and Dinosaur Adventure Land

[–] xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Weird attempt at being pedantic considering that this is undoubtedly not an actual AK-47

Also the AK and StG 44 are clearly submachine guns based on their developmental history, and submachine gun is clearly a very small machine gun. And the US legal definition agrees :B

[–] xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

I'm just glad the parents named her that before the last season of GOT released.

Otherwise it would be even more concerning.

[–] xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Thanks to vtubers you can now also watch catgirls write Linux drivers for their audio interface, live!

[–] xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Kobolds are originally just the "small folk" of German mythology with all of them being gnome-like but with varying degrees of hospitality. That's why you get your mine Kobolds, your Heinzelmännchen and your Klabautermann.

Bonus fact: Dog like Kobolds in DnD derived media are not exclusive to Japan, in the Everquest lore they are also dog like (and a bit hyena like, whereas gnolls here are fully canine)

[–] xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Dings and dents are just calibration marks if you lack ultrasonic distance sensors, sadly.

While the vision replacement has been getting slightly better I'll never forget the time where it told me that I'm lodged inside of a wall.