z500

joined 1 year ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 8 points 5 months ago

I ask only to be sent to bed while my mind is still clean

[–] z500@startrek.website 17 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I always thought Klingon hair was more 80s

[–] z500@startrek.website 13 points 7 months ago (11 children)

Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (6 children)

I can believe it when we can barely manage to spot an asteroid heading in our direction before it's basically whizzing past us

[–] z500@startrek.website 18 points 8 months ago

I love how he's in the show for all of two episodes and it's enough to make a meme format out of

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Human tested, Vulcan approved

[–] z500@startrek.website 13 points 9 months ago

How the hell are you supposed to exit that?

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Glory to you... ^AND ^YOUR ^PASSWORD...

[–] z500@startrek.website 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

I saw George W. Bush at a grocery store in Kennebunkport yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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