Dad Jokes

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"Lance" isn't a very common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lancelot (startrek.website)

submitted 2 days ago by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Steve 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My mother's maden name was Lance

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm looking to switch banks. Who do you bank with, and would you recommend them?

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Credit Union all the way

[–] Steve 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yah I use a local credit union

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you mash all the numbers in your birthday together like ddmmyyyy, there's a cool trick you can do with the new 8-digit number.
Send me your special birthday number and I'll show you what I mean.

[–] Steve 1 points 1 day ago

01011970?